Ranger Burns

Residential Status :	Permanent
Actor :	John Procaccino
Personality :	Neurotic stressed and overly dedicated
Love Interest :	Unknown

Ranger Burns is a park ranger. His main responsibility is looking out for forest fires. This causes him a lot of worry and headaches. Joel goes out to medicate him in one episode.

Classic Quotes

"That's what I keep trying to tell them down in Anchorage, but nobody listens to me. I write them memo after memo after memo. I never get a response. I mean I'm up here, I'm glued to the chair, I'm busting my ass and they don't seem to care that my head is pounding."