Holling And Shelly

Residential Status :	Permanent
Actors :	John Cullum and Cynthia Geary
Personality	Holling and Shelly have not been overtly endowed with the burden of intelligence. They like nooky mainly and are content in their lives unlike Maggie and Joel.
Love Interest :	Each Other

Holling Vincoeur (John Cullum) and Shelly Tambo (Cynthia Geary) are a normal couple, he is sixty two and she is eighteen, you do the math. Holling is an ex-hunter, all-round real American and a real man's man (if you know what I mean). Shelly or Miss Northwest passage is innocent and naive in everything except the bedroom. The two of them live above The Brick which they run together. They did once try to get married but failed but in the end they did because Shelly was having visions of supernatural dancers. Holling stole Shelly from Maurice and he has never really ever got over it.

Classic Quotes

"I don't love you for your mind. I love you for your body." Holling

"It turned out that due to a slight oversight on my part, I neglected to pay my income taxes for 33 years" Holling

Shelly ponders the meaning of the collective unconscious

"Do they tour or do they just cut records"

"I probably shouldn't say this since he's not here to defend himself but Soapy did not believe in artificial sweeteners." Shelly

"These days I prefer the home fires to campfires. Don't be getting all weird on me now babe." Holling and Shelly