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Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve are a strange couple. He is a gourmet chef, Vietnam vet and a pathological liar while she is the consummate hypocondriac. Adam has stated that he hates people which is more than a little ironic considering he is married to the most annoying woman in t.v history. Adam is part bigfoot, part wild animal and part missing link, while Eve is simply a little nuts. Eve is a hypocondriac who is so self obsessed that she once kidnapped Joel so he could nurse her day and night. The fact that Adam has not strangled Eve is one of the great mysteries of the universe.Classic Quotes"Well I heard you were having a little fet for the rabble." Adam"Fine. But when we find our son dead of infant crib syndrome and our lives are ruined and in shambles because Aldridge, whom I carried through a dangerous and difficult pregnancy in my own womb for nine long months has ceased to breath because you would rather linger at the table sponging compliments that go see as to his welfare." Eve "I'm sure everyone here is fascinated to hear more pop psychology from number fifty four in his class at Columbia med." Adam "You on the other hand will be surrounded by cats. Cats and lots of cats." Adam "I once substituted lawn clipping for dill weed and Adam said it was my best vinaigrette yet !" Eve " This is a part of a much larger issue! My identity! Do you know how hard it is for a woman in this society to earn recognition on her own? To be respected as competent and independent? And then to throw it all out the window by getting married! By allowing herself to be consumed by some hirsute man! " Eve |
